Take practical jokes to a whole new level. Give them the hands free finger. The best way to ask for a tug job is to request that someone pull your finger in hopes that their soft hands will caress and linger. So stick your crotch out and let that finger dangle. With a shirt like this someone is bound to give you that reach around.
Our shirts feature 100% preshrunk cotton, double-needle stitching throughout, seamless, 7/8" collar, and are taped shoulder-to-shoulder.